Tuesday, April 29, 2008
I've been trying for years to find the rationale of this, but I just can't:
Why do people put up pictures of themselves (on desktops, walls, etc)? Kengkadang muka sama besar dengan saiz gambar tu plak tuh!
Unless it's a picture that's reminiscent of good times (vacation, honeymoon, wedding, convocation), why would people want to look at themselves? I just don't get it..
Kalau I, I malu okay! I don't even put my picture in my purse!
[And my Kesians to Am and her family for having her house broke in. Kesian ko Am, tersentak aku dengar. Marilah kita sama-sama berdoa supaya pencuri itu mengalami kegatalan sampai dia pulangkan balik barang-barang ko! Pasal barang aku tu, rilek la Am, aku tak kisah langsung!]
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Geert, Geert...trying to be a hero eh?
You must have thought, "Oh, now people are gonna name their kids after me. Yehoo!"
[Ye la tu.. Imagine: "Geert! Gerrrrrt! Meh makan bubur kacang meh!"]
What were you thinking releasing that film?
Masuk neraka nanti, macam mana, Geert, hmm?
I'm sure your head is on the wanted list. Takpe la, Geert. Tak hensem pun.
At least that will save you from your horrible dye job.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
You know, men, you suck. Except for my Ayah, my Min and my Master, you males suck.
I was in Court on Thursday, doing my usual rounds, trying to get 41 credit cards debtors to pay their debts. One of them were present. He was sitting in Court before the Court commenced, so I asked him, "Bleh kita keluar sekejap?" to talk a bit about the Saman la.
He said, "Oh, luar-luar je eh, takleh masuk?" He looked at his other guy friend and snickered.
So I replied,"Luar dulu kejap, nanti baru masuk."
The he looked at his friend and repeated, "Oh, luar-luar dulu, nanti baru masuk". The he guffawed like a stupid hyena.
Got what he meant?
Laki bodo ni ingat I bodo ke? I was fuming!!!!!!
Lepas tu, I was deliberately rude to him. I talked to him like he was dumb and to make sure that he thought he was dumb (eg. "Eh, tak paham-paham lagi? Siiiggghhhhhhhhhhhh.. Takpela, saya explain lagi sekali procedure ni"). Memang pun. Bodo. You are gonna pay your full RM6,000 debt, you stupid man!
Pastu, during the little talk, he had the cheek to ask for my phone number! Ey, elo! Dah buat sexual harrassment kat aku, ingat aku nak kat ko? Muka macam lipas (yang terbang tu). Bodo.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Monday, April 07, 2008
Am dan Daud dah kawen!!!
Sigh.. Am and Daud's wedding - one of the most fun, intimate, friendly and fulfilling wedding I've ever been to. It's one of those weddings that makes you say, "Bestnye wedding tadi". And how many times can you say that in one lifetime, right?
Here are some pictures for you to see:
Sigh.. Am and Daud's wedding - one of the most fun, intimate, friendly and fulfilling wedding I've ever been to. It's one of those weddings that makes you say, "Bestnye wedding tadi". And how many times can you say that in one lifetime, right?
Here are some pictures for you to see:
When my Mak looked at this picture, she asked me, "Yang belah kanan tu, siapa?"
So of course I exclaimed, "La, Anis la!"
Hmm.. I guess it comes with age. Mine, that is. Makin I tua, makin tak glamer.
Monday, April 07, 2008
