A N I Z W H I N E S

Saturday, July 01, 2006

it's a rule of the universe that ure not supposed to wear a lace bra with a silk blouse. so why do people still do it? with my flat chest which apparently is an "aeroplane runway" (grrr..) would it still be obvious and do i have to abide by this rule?

a big issue like this would make me want to knit my eyebrows and have a serious discussion. and i somewhat know how some people's reactions are gonna be (theeheeheeee!):

1) DOD, the local friendly preacher = "Aniiiiz, labuhkan tudung"

2) AM, the leader by example = "O, aku tak pernah ada masalah tu sebab aku labuhkan tudung"

3) MAZIA, the okay-memanjang = "Ala, okay.. tak nampak sangat"

4) ELIN, the negative+positive reality butt-pincher = "Ha'ah la, nampak. Cun la tu"

5) MOLLIE, the philosopher - [after a slight pause] "Mmmm, apa yang membuatkan kau merasa begitu, hanizah?"

6) KAKAK, the 'safe' fashion practitioner = "Mak, tengok la anis tu, pakai baju nampak bra" [which Mak would reply "Biar la dia.." Muahahahaaa!]

but then..

7) MAK, the fancy bra opposer = "Buat apa la ko nak pakai bra lawa-lawa sangat? Beli yang simple-simple aje dah la" [which would almost always lead to "Nanti apa jiran kata", to which i always reply "Tapi anis tak pernah kisah pun apa jiran kata"]

8) MUHAIMIN, the protector [hence the meaning of his name] = "Yang!! Apa seksi sangat ni??"

9) EMMA, the expert table turner cuz she thinks she's a permanent victim (which somehow makes me feel better) = "Hwaaa.. anis.. aku lagi teruk..(_Reason will be stated here_)"

ni semua dialog dalam otak hanizah and we all know otak hanizah macam mana kan? no offence to anyone, tho i think i got it right la he he he..

on a totally different note, saying "brabrabrabrabra" over and over again makes me deliriously happy! might be a remedy to the world's problems

Saturday, July 01, 2006