Monday, October 25, 2004

1) mak andam bleh determine ur virginity. why on earth would Allah give mak andams such high powers? again, im stressing, they know by reading ur face. its purely psychological.

2) tak leh potong kuku time period. Quran tak cakap pun.

3) makan leher ayam will make u teleng on ur wedding day. the think is, our neneks tak kasi makan leher ayam cuz its nice. they want it. so thats why diorang cakap macam tu.

4) people who have think hairs are sexually ganas. anis okay je. haha!

5) tuang air sket on ur plate after meals will bring u rezeki. it would only make the plate scrubbing easier.

6) adik-beradik laki (both) or perempuan (both) cannot get married on the same day. this is only because it would be a hassle if buat camtu. imagine eh, both of ur sons kena gi akad nikah on the same day, or both of ur daughters kena duduk kat bilik tunggu kena sarung cincin. imagine the hassle their mother has to go through..

7) taking pictures of ur cat would kill it later. uhh.. mende ni? ..killer flashlights?

8) u know how when u lie down on ur stomach, sometimes u put ur feet facing upwards? i was told when i was small that its not nice to do that cuz ur feet would face God. now i juz think that that was kinda dumb cuz God is everywhere, not juz up there. but im not sure about this one. still waiting to be convinced..

9) taking pictures tiga orang. ppl say the one in the middle will berpisah with the other 2 by her side. kinda scepticalon this one. ppl say this one is true. dunno la.. but i still take pics, even if 3 orang.

susah nak convince hanizah kan? my virgo trait says that i wont believe in things unless ada concrete proof. but then again, i percaye plak star sign sume2 tu. fickle. oh well.. if any of u ppl can convince me, try (heh heh heh)


Monday, October 25, 2004



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