Tuesday, September 11, 2007
"My friends and I were happily traveling on a holiday when our private mini train broke down in the middle of nowhere. We got out of our train to see what the problem was and whether we could somehow repair the damage.
Once when we realised that we do not know anything about the engine of our private mini train, we aimlessly walked around to see if anybody could help.
I saw a stationary bus by the roadside, not far from where our train broke down.
"Hello?"; I said, and out peeked this gorgeous dark tszuj-ed hair above a tanned face from the bus driver's seat. I inwardly gasped at seeing this beautiful, shirtless man.
I noticed that that was where his home was, on the bus, behind the steering wheel, where his clothes were sprawled around the dashboard and passenger's seat. I thought; "Hmm, he seems single".
I asked whether he could help me with my ride. He didn't say anything; he just nodded so handsomely and took out his 'spanar' [spanar dalam English apa?].
After he spent some time looking through the engine, he said he might need a few days to repair it.
I said okay.
[At this point, my friends somehow vanished and he and I were left all alone in the middle of the plot. Sorry, Dod and Mazia and one other person I can't seem to remember.]
After being together for a few days, I was sure that we were lusting for each other.
When we realised that we can no longer hold this feeling inside, we went into his bus, atop the passenger's seat where he lives, and among his sprawled used garments, we......"
Wait, this is a 'U' rated blog right? Or has my vocabulary all this while made this webpage 'PG-13' already? Okay, so I can't tell you peeps what happened after that, an event which went on until my alarm clock blasted at 6 a.m.
Want to know who played the hot, manly-man character in my naughty, naughty dream?
CHRISTIANO RONALDO
Isn't he the most beautiful man?
I had always liked the way he looked and the way he 'gelecek' his bola for Man U; and I was kind of pleasantly surprised at myself when I felt disappointed when Man U couldn't come to Malaysia a few months ago, but I had no idea that I was subconsciously obsessed with Christiano Ronaldo, obsessed enough to have naughty dreams about us together.
Sigh.. Christiano Ronaldo, if you're reading this, please come to me. I'm sure Bipasha Basu will understand (ey sibok, tepi!). I can be your goalkeeper and we can sing 'Jingkling Nona' into the sunset together..
Once when we realised that we do not know anything about the engine of our private mini train, we aimlessly walked around to see if anybody could help.
I saw a stationary bus by the roadside, not far from where our train broke down.
"Hello?"; I said, and out peeked this gorgeous dark tszuj-ed hair above a tanned face from the bus driver's seat. I inwardly gasped at seeing this beautiful, shirtless man.
I noticed that that was where his home was, on the bus, behind the steering wheel, where his clothes were sprawled around the dashboard and passenger's seat. I thought; "Hmm, he seems single".
I asked whether he could help me with my ride. He didn't say anything; he just nodded so handsomely and took out his 'spanar' [spanar dalam English apa?].
After he spent some time looking through the engine, he said he might need a few days to repair it.
I said okay.
[At this point, my friends somehow vanished and he and I were left all alone in the middle of the plot. Sorry, Dod and Mazia and one other person I can't seem to remember.]
After being together for a few days, I was sure that we were lusting for each other.
When we realised that we can no longer hold this feeling inside, we went into his bus, atop the passenger's seat where he lives, and among his sprawled used garments, we......"
Wait, this is a 'U' rated blog right? Or has my vocabulary all this while made this webpage 'PG-13' already? Okay, so I can't tell you peeps what happened after that, an event which went on until my alarm clock blasted at 6 a.m.
Want to know who played the hot, manly-man character in my naughty, naughty dream?
CHRISTIANO RONALDO
Isn't he the most beautiful man?
I had always liked the way he looked and the way he 'gelecek' his bola for Man U; and I was kind of pleasantly surprised at myself when I felt disappointed when Man U couldn't come to Malaysia a few months ago, but I had no idea that I was subconsciously obsessed with Christiano Ronaldo, obsessed enough to have naughty dreams about us together.
Sigh.. Christiano Ronaldo, if you're reading this, please come to me. I'm sure Bipasha Basu will understand (ey sibok, tepi!). I can be your goalkeeper and we can sing 'Jingkling Nona' into the sunset together..
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
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