Nak nyampah kat benda-benda yang tak releven bleh tak? Nyampah kat my late monthly episode. Nyampah cuz takleh estimate when I'll be bitchy. I was supposed to be bitchy last week, but I was actually nice last week and I'm bitchy this week. Hmph. Nyampah kat these two particularly young 'upholders of justice' who always seem to have sticks up their asses. Always. You baru masuk judiciary, berlagak macam masuk court of appeal. Why? [Seriously, every time I see this particular male judge's face, I rasa macam nak baling something] Nyampah kat fiancee orang yang suka stare kat aku. Obvious la ok! Aku cakap kat fiancee ko kang.. Gilo. Nyampah kat my ugly shoes. I got the insoles replaced, now they're bright yellow inside and mighty black on the outside. Nasib baik those shoes still hold the title of "the world's most comfortable shoes". Nyampah kat diri sendiri cuz terlalu banyak kerja and selalu balik kul 8.00 p.m. +++ malam. Nyampah kat diri sendiri cuz I selalu whine at my parents about my money issues, or the lack thereof, sampai my mum wants to return the money I gave them since I started working. Hwaa.. What's wrong with me?!?! Nyampah kat diri sendiri cuz I could've argued certain cases better in Court, but my lack of clarity of thought holds me back. Maybe I wasn't born to do this..
On the other hand, I'm thankful for the occasional peaceful lunch at the office. I'm thankful for good relationships with my parents. I'm thankful for all the various types of food that break my budget just a little. I'm thankful for Min yang gile and klaka. I'm thankful for my ripped wallet which can still hold my paper money but not my coins [Nyampah kat weight of coins]. I'm thankful for good, supportive, funny friends and colleagues. I'm thankful for my sanity. I'm thankful for my parents who have yet to pressure me to buy my own car.
aniz halimi 26 years blessed subang jaya malaysia ________________
a woman, kinda lost a phenomenal average a solid stick a spoiled daughter a spastic fiancee a silly friend an evil do-gooder a male chauvinist hater an environmentalist a naive fearless driver a religious window shopper a music worshipper an oprah wannabe a confused conversationalist particular about kek batiks a luvly God-made aniz