Friday, May 06, 2005
Teka Teki: Why is Britney shrieking?
a) She's looking in a mirrorb) Something, somewhere, is itching and burningc) She found the greatest onesie for her future spawn that has "I'm Jailbait (But This Is An Old Jumper)" emblazoned on it.d) She just caught sight of the wedding ring on her finger and has awoken to what she and her life have jointly becomee) She is realizing that she passed a dumpster on the way into the store without even stopping to dive in and see if anybody threw out any snacks, or perfectly good unbroken condoms that can be re-rolled for reuse.f) Wouldn't you be, if you were Britney?SNICKER!! fadhlin introduced this website to me http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/. I ABOSUTELY LOVE IT!! i juz have to paste it here and u peepes have to check it out!come together now, all britney irritate-ees. may the force be with us..
Friday, May 06, 2005