Friday, April 08, 2005

i figured this tactic last week when this damn stupid malay man suddenly got into my road. we were on a three-lane going into a two-lane when he decided to jump depan my car into my lane without any signal. sket lagi nak langgar my car, so i honked la that stupid idiot. he braked dengan kuat, which, if not for my quick thinking, dah langgar dah his stupid black perdana, and the car behind me would langgar my car.

he got out of his car, walked to mine, leaned beside my side of the car. his stupid puke face was juz beside mine, juz tengok my gorgeous face while doing this dumb nodding, like telling me "so now i recognize ur face, jaga kau!". i juz looked at him with my gorgeous piercing stare, and smirked "APA?". HAHA! i have to admit, i was kinda blur jugak - i shouldve felt scared but i was angry. i guess those two meetings with MR. UVA paid off.

he got back into his car. such a stupid asshole. i pity his wife for marrying such a lousy human.

and then of course i kena marah ngan my mum (who was beside me the whole time) cuz like she put it: "Ko ni berani sangat la kaklang!". muhaimin pun sound sket jugak. my dad juz smiled and jokingly asked me to take up martial arts class (i think la he was joking). Good ol ayah!

so my tactic is (sorry panjang plak selingan di atas) : buat muka steam kat the road bully if he ever comes to ur car. juz lick and wet ur lips and make ur eyes smaller while staring at him the whole time. and try heavy breathing too

but i have to caution you that ive never tried this before. i juz thought that it might work. no harm trying right? GOOD LUCK GIRLS!!

Friday, April 08, 2005



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