If you think life is bad..... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 5 other guys But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
aniz halimi 26 years blessed subang jaya malaysia ________________
a woman, kinda lost a phenomenal average a solid stick a spoiled daughter a spastic fiancee a silly friend an evil do-gooder a male chauvinist hater an environmentalist a naive fearless driver a religious window shopper a music worshipper an oprah wannabe a confused conversationalist particular about kek batiks a luvly God-made aniz