Wednesday, June 23, 2004

(im gonna start this 411 on life, so that we wont be perceived as stupid as we grow older. hey, i might even compile a book when i reach #200. im gonna base these lessons on my own life's experience and my friends'. if u have any suggestions, contact me and i'll put in ur name)

Never ever ask your daughter whether she's a virgin.

If you did, you should slap yourself for not knowing your daughter well. If the answer is 'yes', slap yourself once square on the face for not trusting your daughter, and for not believing in yourself that you have taught her good values. If the answer is 'no', whack your own ass with a meat tenderizer/whip or shoot yourself for not teaching your own daughter real good values.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004



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