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Saturday, May 03, 2008

Tagged by Am yang Hot-tah!

Senaraikan 5 hadiah yang anda impikan:
[hadiah ni benda yang orang kasik kat kita je ke, kita bleh beli sendiri?]

1) Perfume.
My Stella McCartney yang diberi oleh Min for our 5th anniversary dah abih. Sigh.. Disebabkan oleh sedikit pantang larang, my request for perfume as a hantaran could not be accommodated. Sigh..(ngade gile) Now I have to buy my own perfume, but my cute purse absolutely positively won't let me! Oh well.. like Am Yang Hot-tah, you peeps have to just tahan bau kaki ini. Nak buat camane.. But I'm sure if you love me, you wouldn't mind.

...Hello?.. Mana orang-orang?

2) Handbag. [Huwah! Vain tak akuk?]
My famous green handbag (yang membolehkan Jimin recognize aku dari jauh) dah, as they say it in N9, "kuyak ghabak". Famous cuz it's green (I like to call it 'emerald') and I wear it everywhere all the time, even if I'm wearing a bright purple outfit. Kuyak ghabak cuz the strap always gets slashed by the brooch on my shoulder. (I thought leather was supposed to last forever! Apa lembu ini?!)
Currently shopping for one. But like car service, I'm delaying it as long as I could. Cheapskate I am not!
..Okay la, I actually am. Tanye Mak.

3) Hadiah dari sebarang peraduan.
Especially cold, hard cash or a car or something that I can sell to other cheapskates. But even if I win a facial cleanser from a silly contest pun dah puas, walaupun tak boleh dijual.

4) Min.
Haaaaaaa! Elin dan Ira, nyampah tak? Muahahaha! Huah Haaahahaaaahaha! [sampai nampak crown untuk gigi-gigi rosak kat sebelah kerongkong aku ni]

5) Jogging shoes!
Sigh.. I have got to get rid of these jellies. People would think that I'm a skinny whiner, but it's true! I have things on me that shake and jiggle and I can flap! Maaacam burong. So I want to get myself toned and start exercising. As long as I don't get skinnier, I'm up for it.
And I can forget about playing tennis as a pro (and also my plan to ajak Abang Patrick Rafter main and ngorat him). Sigh..
Elin, nak join aku jogging kat lake tak?

Senaraikan alasan atas pilihan anda itu:
1) Kerna bau kaki itu.
2) Sebab i nak nampak macam minah-minah classy yang kita slalu nampak jalan2 kat KLCC tu. Walaupun brand Gussi, tapi tak kisah la, as long as you can carry it off, it's fine. But no Gussi for me la okay!
3) Sebab I pokai dan dah lama tak (boleh) shopping.
4) Sebab dia best.
5) Sebab macam burong.

5 impresi terhadap orang yang diminati:

1) She saves the world from poverty, illiteracy, low self-esteem, chauvinism, bad hair, painful shoes, anorexia, being overweight, etc, etc, etc.
2) She makes dreams come true.
3) She's super rich and she's a philanthropist.
4) She built her own empire (How many people, let alone women can do that?!?!?)
5) She better not retire before I get a chance to go to Chicago to see her show live! Oh please please please!!!!!! [Oprah, sila baca post ini. Dan hulurkan tiket free]

Perkara yang paling hebat pernah dilakukannya untuk anda:
Supra, however irrelevant. And can I just say this - Everybody needs their dosage of Oprah!

5 ciptaan yang paling disukai (tidak semestinya melibatkan teknologi yang maju)

1) Handphone - However crazy or rosak or suka mati tiba-tiba my handphone gets, I still can't live without it.
2) Internet [Tanpa internet dan tanpa saya di internet, dunia tentu akan bosan]
3) Lif
4) Mekap. [Ye. Saya suka cat muka.]
5) Remote control. Fuhhh... [for the tv, DVD player, gate, car lock]

Apakah perkara yang paling dibenci?
1) Lelaki gatal yang melihat hips anda and doesn't even care if he gets caught. Bencinyeeeeee!
2) Lagu-lagu tak best whilst stuck in a jam.
3) Last month, ada orang gile nak pukul I kat kaki lima depan kedai. I tak buat apa-apa pun untuk dia rasa macam nak lempang I.. Kan Cikgu dah kata, tak boleh kacau orang gile, nanti masuk neraka.
4) Coklat mahal. Kenapa mahal sangat? Taktau ke Nijoh nak beli?
5) This ache in my feet for wearing high heels too long, walking too fast and too far.

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