You know, men, you suck. Except for my Ayah, my Min and my Master, you males suck.
I was in Court on Thursday, doing my usual rounds, trying to get 41 credit cards debtors to pay their debts. One of them were present. He was sitting in Court before the Court commenced, so I asked him, "Bleh kita keluar sekejap?" to talk a bit about the Saman la.
He said, "Oh, luar-luar je eh, takleh masuk?" He looked at his other guy friend and snickered.
So I replied,"Luar dulu kejap, nanti baru masuk."
The he looked at his friend and repeated, "Oh, luar-luar dulu, nanti baru masuk". The he guffawed like a stupid hyena.
Got what he meant?
Laki bodo ni ingat I bodo ke? I was fuming!!!!!!
Lepas tu, I was deliberately rude to him. I talked to him like he was dumb and to make sure that he thought he was dumb (eg. "Eh, tak paham-paham lagi? Siiiggghhhhhhhhhhhh.. Takpela, saya explain lagi sekali procedure ni"). Memang pun. Bodo. You are gonna pay your full RM6,000 debt, you stupid man! Pastu, during the little talk, he had the cheek to ask for my phone number! Ey, elo! Dah buat sexual harrassment kat aku, ingat aku nak kat ko? Muka macam lipas (yang terbang tu). Bodo.
aniz halimi 26 years blessed subang jaya malaysia ________________
a woman, kinda lost a phenomenal average a solid stick a spoiled daughter a spastic fiancee a silly friend an evil do-gooder a male chauvinist hater an environmentalist a naive fearless driver a religious window shopper a music worshipper an oprah wannabe a confused conversationalist particular about kek batiks a luvly God-made aniz