Tuesday, December 12, 2006
isn't it weird how body-building got slot into the doha games? there's no racing involved, no strength being put to the test, no physical contact with your competitor. juz you showing off your badan yang kena kiwi to the beat of "hips don't lie". body-builders, i kesian la kat you all..betul. body-building is such a lonely sport. tak kesepian ke bang?
i knew it! i'm being bullied by this clerk who's handling my portfolios. he is notoriously known for his perangai manipulatif, especially on unsuspecting and naive and good and comel and hot and rajin newbies like me [i did get a lot of work from him during chambering, but that's only because chambees are at the bottom of the food chain]. he's still treating me like i'm one of his "girls".
i keep having to do his work. padanla pelik je, asyik buat benda-benda clerk-y.. lepas ni i nak cakap "Nnnnna-ah boyfriend!" sambil waving my index finger up and buat aksi kepala macam a black woman.
went to the cheap book fair behind the Dang Wangi [the place where all shit smells nice] police station and bought 3 novels, all for RM13.50. there are so many really cheap books, i juz went crazy and missed my lunch!
but since they're second-hand books, i really have to think about bacteria. what if the previous owner kuat bersin macam Anep and sneezed on some pages in the book, or lick her [yes, i'm sure book-readers are of the HER gender] fingertips before flipping the page, or the book got bitten by a dog or laki-laki yang ada sakit gilababi atau gatal? maybe i have to air them out under the sun or put them in the microwave first..
banyaknye problem whilst handling this case with my ex-master [who is one of my bosses now. i have 6]. i was so busy, mainly cuz teknologi telah menghilangkan soft-copy submission yang telah saya buat sampai pukul 1.30 pagi tadi untuk hearing 2.30 petang tadi yang membuatkan saya tak cukup tidur.
i was so terkumbangkambing - i had to re-edit the 50-page submission, i had to go to the library in the morning to do research, help my boss' secretary do the bundle of authorities, attend the hearing at 2.30, and i could only eat lunch at 5.30. during the hearing, i sat in between my boss and the other lawyer and my perut bunyi 4 kali. jenis bunyi yang lama tu.
..but i wonder why i feel so best.. i'm all sengih and nyanyi without any discrimination towards objek-objek. i feel like a flute player from shakespeare is skipping right behind me whilst playing a happy garden song, which made me feel like saying words like "tis a beautiful dayeth! what time art thou going backeth today, barthol?"
yey! jumaat gi ganu tengok paghoh paka cincing. paghoh, aku tau mung tengah testing-testing dekak atah kerusi kat bilik mung sambil hulur tangang! mung mana bleh tipu nijoh!
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
