Thursday, March 30, 2006

hahak hak hahak! teeeeeeeeeeeeeee [aku nak gelak pussycat dolls dalam lagu 'beep"]

ada this one time last month kot, aku ngan min pegi kedai kopi kat shah alam. on the way there, dekat roundabout masjid negeri, ada eksiden. a motorbike strewn on the side of the road, a guy lying limp beside the curb and another guy mencangkung, obviously realy shocked, looking at his friend yang tengah lie down tu. most probably juz pengsan la.

since i was the one driving, i asked min to call the ambulance la.

so we then proceeded to kedai kopi la. masa tengah park kereta, ada this red wira with a couple inside. i thought they were kissing, so i saje je jalan slow sebab nak tengok

then they got out of the car, and this girl was sobbing uncontrollably. another girl came from the lake and the crying girl mula cite la through her sobs, "..pastu dia langgar depan.."

at that moment, me and min juz looked at each other, stunned. what was going through my head was "ah, gilo.. we're witnesses now?!"

but then again, maybe the couple pun witness jugak, cuz the guy tu muka selamba gile. and he was the one who was in the driver's seat

after makan, i decided to write a note stating "I KNOW WHAT U DID" and clip in dekat their windshield wiper.

sebab tu aku nak jugak gelak macam pussycat dolls.

macam jahat, tapi macam best lagi plak. ala, mana bleh tuduh orang langgar orang, cuz we didnt see. maybe pompuan tu saje je nangis sebab ada attention deficiency disorder daripada boipren dia, nak laki tu pegang2 dia ke..



Thursday, March 30, 2006



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