Friday, December 09, 2005

tadi, am, farah, mazia and i had lunch at Laksa Shack at pyramid. whilst we were eating, four gersang boys sat beside our table and started to bukak line ["samekom.. samekom.. abang sebelah saye ni nak berkenalan"]. eee..nyampah betul. we of course la tak layan muka-muka botol tu.

and tadi, whilst i was having my shower, i came up with:


Cara-Cara Untuk Meng-annoy Balik Lelaki-Lelaki Gersang yang Bukak Line Kat Kita
  1. Tebalkan bibir seksi anda. Tonggekkan sikit posture anda. Secara dramatik dan perlahan, pusing kepala anda untuk memandang mereka dengan mata juling.
  2. Buat seolah-olah anda membuat panggilan telefon dan kata dengan mengada-ngada [loudly enough], "Ayah.. Ayah kat manaaa..? Ayah turun la kat tingkat bawah kejap, ada laki kat meja sebelah kacau adik....... Ok adik tunggu"
  3. Deepen suara anda dan dalam nada flirty seperti bapok kata, "Ek'ee.. Nyah memang suka jantan-jantan rambut pacak ni. Aw."

tu je la that i managed to think of during my shower. but i havent had the chance to implement it yet. if any of you dah try, tell me eh! sama-sama lah kita kenakan balik mereka-mereka itu. heeeeheeeheeeeee!!!




Friday, December 09, 2005



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